Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Connecticut. He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Iowa . He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Ohio girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Vera
How fuuny !
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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 - Untitled Comment
Posted by terry4321
TOO FUNNY! Can you send that girl from Ohio over to here to NJ,? I know somebody who needs a little refresher course! Hee-Hee.
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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 - Just a Hello
Posted by maryann64
Hi hope you are having a great day. Mary Ann
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